Funny Warning Labels

You know how some people are so clueless, they get hurt because of stupid things, then the companies who made the item has to then print stupid warning labels so they can't be sued just because someone decides to be stupid? Well here are some good ones! They are really on stuff!

Mattress: Warning, do not attempt to swallow

Hair Coloring: Do not use as ice cream topping

Zantac 75: Do not take if allergic to Zantac

Slush Puppy Cup: This Ice may be cold

Food Processor: Not to be used for the other use

Kitchen Knife: Warning Keep out of Chidren

Throat Lozenges: Not to be a substitute for human companionship

Warning labels courtesy of bored.com/funnywarninglabels